Expect The Unexpected

ENDLESS LIST OF FAVORITE MOVIES
we’re the millers ±  Oh, a penis! It’s a big dick! Those are balls… It’s a big, black dick! Big black dick! It’s a… big black cock. Black cock down!” 

“It’s a skateboard.

weknowyourehigh:

Try to get my weed now.

waisted-daisiess:

fuuuckin kitty xD

sneercat:

glowinthedarkgirlfriend:

littlejellosalad:

ineloquentformalities:

reallymadscientist:

twotommyolivers:

Some context: entering this season, no woman had completed a televised course in either Japanese or American Ninja Warriors. I’d also argue that ANW’s qualifying courses are harder than any Stage 1 course on either.

This woman is a fucking badass. First woman ever to advance!

I’m not crying your crying

If you don’t think this is awesome you need to get out of my face

I lovelovelove the commentators on this too, not a single word about how hot she looks doing this shit, just complete and utter delight at how well she is doing here.

she made it look so EASY. does she even break a sweat?

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

penabranca:

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penabranca:

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stunningpicture:

NASA just put a very nice camera on the ISS, and it takes very nice pictures

stunningpicture:

NASA just put a very nice camera on the ISS, and it takes very nice pictures

eroding

ERODIING

EROOOODDDING

jailor:

These are my favorite dog pics.

jodiejuana:

Was it really necessary to repost this instead of just reblogging it tho?

jodiejuana:

Was it really necessary to repost this instead of just reblogging it tho?